All Hearers
We will make EVERYTHING better if you vote for us!
THE SOUND PLAN
STEAL EVERYONES EARS
STOP THE SHMOOBIGRANT INVASION
STORM THE CAPITAL BUILDING WEEKLY
END SHMOOB COIN INFLATION; FREE MERCH
NO MORE TAXES!
DEPORT ALL PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE
NO MORE HEALTHCARE
END CROOKED LIES FROM SHMOOBLERS UNITED
SECRET MESSAGE BRIEFING FOR ALL HEARERS MEMBERS ONLY: We will make everything worse